Is This The Cop's Voice From "Idiocracy"?

Oh my fucking god, this shit had me laughing hysterically, I almost fell out of my chair. Some practical advice, however, especially the hot shower tip. Fellas, if you get home from the club and are gonna screw any of these whores below, make sure you take a hot shower not only to get the sweat off the balls, but also to pump the junk.